Best Movie Lines

"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."
HAL in 2001: A Space Odyssey

"Did America give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"
John Belushi as Bluto in Animal House

"Shut up and deal"
Shirley Maclaine as Fran Kubelik in The Apartment

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning."
Robert Duvall as Lt. Col. Kilgore in Apocolypse Now

"I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take this any more!"
Peter Finch as Howard Beal in Network

"Insanity runs in my family...It Practically Gallops!"
Cary Grant as Mortimer Brewster in Arsenic And Old Lace

"I'll alert the media."
John Geilgud as Hobson in Arthur

"A real woman could stop you from drinking."..."It'd have to be a real big woman."
Dudley Moore as Arthur Bach in Arthur

"Who are those guys?"
Paul Newman as Butch Cassidy in Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid

"Hoo-Haa!"
Al Pacino as Lt. Col. Frank Slade in Scent Of A Woman

"Ahh, but the strawberries, that's, that's where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes, but I proved beyond a shadow of a doubt and with geometric logic that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox did exist... Naturally, I can only cover these things from memory. If I've left anything out, why just ask me specific questions and I'll be glad to answer them one by one."
Humphrey Bogart as Captain Queeg in The Caine Mutiny

"Here's looking at you kid."
Humphrey Bogart as Rick Blaine in Casablanca

"Play it for me, Sam."
Ingrid Bergman as Ilsa Laszlo in Casablanca

"Round up the usual suspects."
Claude Raines as Capt. Louis Renault in Casablanca

"You know you don't have to act with me Steve. You don't have to say anything and you don't have to do anything. Not a thing.Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle don't you Steve? You just put your lips together and blow."
Lauren Bacall as Marie Browning in To Have And Have Not

"Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!"
Alfonso Bedoya as Gold Hat in The Treasure Of The Sierra Madre

"That's a pretty good catch, that catch 22."
Alan Arkin as Yossarian in Catch-22

"What we've got here is failure to communicate."
Strother Martin as Captain in Cool Hand Luke

"That's not a knife. this's a knife!"
Paul Hogan as Crocodile Dundee in Crocodile Dundee

"Garth, Klatu Barrada Nickto."
Patricia Neal as Helen Benson in The Day The Earth Stood Still

"This river don't go to Aintry. You done taken a wrong turn."
Bill Mckinney as the Mountain Man in Deliverance

"I know what you're thinkin': Did he fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I've kinda lost track myself, but beein' this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well do ya, punk?"
Clint Eastwood as Harry Calahan in Dirty Harry

"Go ahead, make my day."
Clint Eastwood as Harry Callahan in Sudden Impact

"Build it and they will come!"
Kevin Costner as Ray Kinsella in Field of Dreams

"You can't handle the truth!"
Jack Nicholson as the Marine officer in A Few Good Men

"and hold the chicken!"
Jack Nicholson as Robert Dupea in Five Easy Pieces

"Life is like a box of chocolates."
Tom Hanks as Forrest Gump in Forrest Gump

"Are we having fun yet?"
Carol Burnett as Kate Burroughs in The Four Seasons

"We came, we saw, we kicked ass!"
Bill Murray as Dr. Peter Venkman in Ghostbusters

"What did you do today?"..."Oh, same-o, same-o"
Bill Murray as Phil Conners in Groundhog Day

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
Marlon Brando as Vito Corleone in The Godfather

"Bond, James Bond"
Sean Connery as James Bond

"Smith, Nevada Smith"
Steve Mcqueen as Max Sand in Nevada Smith

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!"
Clark Gable as Rhett Butler in Gone With The Wind

"I don't know nuthin' bout birthin' babies."
Butterfly Mcqueen as Prissy in Gone With The Wind

"Do you like to play pool for money, Eddie?"
Jackie Gleason as Minnesota Fats in The Hustler

"Good Morning Vietnam!"
Robin Williams as Adrian Cronhauer in Good Morning Vietnam!

"He Chose poorly."
Robert Eddison as The Knight in Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade

"When the gods wish to punish us, they grant our wishes."
Meryl Street as Karen Bliksen in Out of Africa

"You're gonna need a bigger boat.."
Roy Scheider as Chief Martin Brody in Jaws

"Tell them to go out there... and win just one for the gipper."
Pat O'Brian as Knute Rockne in Knute Rockne, All American

"That's a real badge and I'm a real cop and this is a real gun!"
Mel Gibson as Martin Riggs in Lethal Weapon

"Love means never having to say you're sorry."
Ali Macgraw as Jenny Cavilleri in Love Story

"Allright. who did it? who did it?!"
James Cagney as The Captain in Mister Roberts
"Captain, it is I, Ensign Pulver, and I just threw your stinkin' palm tree overboard. Now what's all this crud about no movie tonight?"
Jack Lemmon as Ensign Frank Thurlow Pulver in Mr. Roberts

"I've got all your names and your addresses!"
Jack Lemmon as George Kellerman in The Out-of-towners

"Nobody throws me my own guns and says run. Nobody."
James Coburn as Britt in The Magnificent Seven

"By gad sir, you are a character!"
Sidney Greenstreet as Caspar Gutman in The Maltese Falcon
"Don't be silly. you're taking the fall."
Humphrey Bogart as Sam Spade in The Maltese Falcon

"I don't know Ange, what do you feel like doin'?"
Ernest Borgnine as Marty in Marty

"Listen here pilgrim, you caused a lot of trouble this morning. Mighta gotten somebody killed, somebody oughta belt you in the mouth, but I won't, I won't. The Hell I won't!"
John Wayne as G.W. Mclintock in Mclintock!

"Yes my dear, but by noon I'll sober and you'll still be ugley!"
W. C. Fields as Harold Bissonette in It's A Gift

"The verdict was that he was the best shot in Texas."
W. C. Fields as Commodore Orlando Jackson in Mississippi

"You bet I'm shy. I'm a shyster lawyer!"
Groucho Marx in Monkey Business

"I shot an elephant in my pajamas, what he was doing in them, I will never know!"
Groucho Marx in Animal Crackers

"So brave nights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty pointy teeth!"
John Cleese as Tim The Enchanted in Monty Python And The Holy Grail

"You little creep."
James Stewart as Roger Hobbs in Mr. Hobbs Takes A Vacation

"I'll live to see you, all of you, hanging from the highest yardarm in the British fleet!"
Charles Laughton as Captain Bligh in Mutiny On The Bounty

"I'm not an actor, I'm a movie star!"
Peter O'toole as Alan Swann in My Favorite Year

" We're all gonna have so much fun we'll need plastic surgery to remove our smiles! You'll be whistling zip-a-dee-doo-dah out of your assholes!"
Chevy Chase as Clark Griswald in National Lampoon's Vacation

"Now it's garbage."
Walter Matthau as Oscar Madison in The Odd Couple

"I coulda' been a contender, I coulda' been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am."
Marlon Brando as Terry Malloy in On The Waterfront

"You won't have to tell your grandkids you shoveled shit in Louisiana!"
George C. Scott as General George S. Patton in Patton

"To Berlin! I'm gonna personally shoot that paper hangin' son of a bitch!"
George C. Scott as General George S. Patton in Patton

"Get your paws off me you damn dirty ape!"
Charleton Heston as George Taylor in Planet Of The Apes

"Today I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth!"
Gary Cooper as Lou Gherig in The Pride Of The Yankees

"What're we waitin for!"
Burgess Meredith as Mickey in Rocky II

"Did we win?"
Jackie Gleason as Sgt. Enos Slaughter in Soldier in the Rain

"Well, nobody's perfect."
Joe E. Brown as Osgood E. Fielding III in Some Like It Hot

"May the force be with you."
Alec Guinness as Obi-Wan Kenobi in Star Wars

"That's a fact, Jack!"
Bill Murray as John Winger in Stripes

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here."
Robert Deniro as Travis Bickle in Taxi Driver

"Hasta la vista, baby"
Arnold Shwarzenegger as The Terminator in Terminator 2: Judgement Day

"I'll be back."
Arnold Shwarzenegger as The Terminator in The Terminator

"You have no taste, a lousy sense of humor and you smell."
Cher as Alexandra Medford in The Witches Of Eastwick

"Did you call us beavers on your CB? I hate that. I hate when they call us beavers."
Geena Davis as Thelma Dickinson in Thelma And Louise

"If you don't work, you don't eat."
Michael Parks as Jim Bronson in Then Came Bronson

"Wanna see something really scary?"
Dan Akroyd in Twilight Zone: The Movie

"What's up doc?"
Barbar Streisand in What's Up Doc

"There's only two things I'm scared of...Women and the po-leece."
Burt Reynolds as Gator McKlusky in White Lightning

"I'll get you my pretty, and your little dog too!"
Margaret Hamilton as The Wicked Witch of the West in The Wizard Of Oz

"Toto? I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Judy Garland as Dorothy Gale in The Wizard Of Oz

"Why don't you come up and see me sometime."
Mae West as Lady Lou in She Done Him Wrong

"I want to be alone."
Greta Garbo as Grusinskaya in Grand Hotel

"Well, there's another fine mess you've gotten us into."
Oliver Hardy

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